Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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