ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Randomize
