He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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