Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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