I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Never joke about your clitoris.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize