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(281): View more from Texas

I just know... :) goodntight

(1-281): View more from Texas

Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.

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(858): View more from California

anal on a first date. tsk tsk.

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(314): View more from Missouri

i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?

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(516): View more from New York

The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".

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(517): View more from Michigan

i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee

(604): View more from British Columbia

How festive

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go

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(214): View more from Texas

Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?

(1-214): View more from Texas

Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met

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