Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Green mimosas i think yes
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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