the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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