Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
