Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
it's great music for shaving your balls
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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