he wants to bone in the snuggie
you traded sex for a burrito?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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