no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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