exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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