I think it's completely ok for people to be in a relationship and fart in front of each other. My ex boyfriend use to roll over in bed or sit on my lap and just fart, because it was funny, and we were that comfortable with it. It's a natural thing, and funny as hell. You gotta get over yourself of you think girls don't do it, or think it's awkward. That just makes you weird.
my ex always farts with wild abandon when we hang out, and I yell at him bc THAT SHIT IS RANK. it fills a room, and with a terrible stench. otherwise, normal bodily function.... SO not the girl who won't EVER fart in front of a guy, but it takes a certain level of familiarity before that will ever happen.
dutch ovens are true love, hands down, if you can't laugh about bodily functions, you can't grow old together, what are you going to do if you get to bed pans and diapers?
hahah farts always make me laugh.. my boyfriend always farts in the middle of our arguments because he knows ill just start laughing and the fight is overrr..
My ex and I are still good friends and I've laughed at his farts.
Though, I also grew up with four brothers so I think I was raised more like a boy anyway.
I can't help it, farts make me laugh every time.
how about she farts on you then laughs? how would you feel?
take that into consideration and consider yourself lucky you have a girlfriend in the first place.
My boyfriend and I fart around each other all the time, it's just part of being and in love open with each other. We've both farted during sex before and just laughed it off. No big deal.
I've never farted in front of my boyfriend before, I think it keeps the relationship nice. He has only farted in front of me like twice , and they were both accidents.
First of all, I would never let my boyfriend/significant other fart ON me. I think that's uncalled for. However, getting to the point in the relationship where farting near them is laughable is a good thing. It happens.
This kinda makes me ashamed to have this area code.
so on one end we have girls saying "omg eww teh gross i'd never let my man fart!" and the other end we have "im big bertha and i love when my man farts all over me." is there ever a girl who isn't in the extremes/
my gf was sitting on my face and she sharted on me because i farted on her face in bed a lil bit ago she tried to fart so hard she shit on my forehead..love that bitch
my boyfriend farts and i don't mind, but he hates it when i fart, but i think he just makes a big deal out of it, he doesn't really care. he says it's not cool cause he plays down there haha
hahahah i just thought i'd put it out there. That I sent this in. and well, i'm a lesbian, so all the girls that think that guys in the 630 area code are nasty. i'd whole heartedly agree.
Funny thing is, I had a similar conversation with my girl this weekend... she said I must think she is a dude. To which I replied "You should like the same things I like!"
wow, 11:31, you sound like you need a good dose of dick. chill out. have you ever had a boyfriend? as a woman, i can say that it's great (and only normal) to reach a point in your relationship where you can laugh about something that everyone does and not have a gigantic stick up your ass about it.
That doesn't make sense 2:13. If you sent this in and you're a lesbian then it says nothing of the guys in your area code. Just that you farted and you're girl didn't think it was funny. Unless you're one of those "fake" lesbians that still sleeps with guys...in that case you're not a lesbian so stop tryin to get attention that way you're bisexual own it live it love it. Oh and decide sooner or later so you can stop fuchin with so many people.
You're not farting on her face are you? If so, just kill yourself, there's a couple million other people out there just like you and that part of the population needs to decrease a little.
Yesterday morning my gf cuddled up on me before I woke up. I allegedly blasted her with a big nasty one right in her stomach. She told me about it later and I apologised, but we both were laughing about it. I can't be blamed for what I do when I'm asleep.
@6:47: because it's fucking hilarious. I'm a woman and I still think farts are funny. I can't STAND it when a dude farts and a girl goes "Ewwww, get out! That's disgusting, go do that somewhere else!" WTF? It's a lot more fun to rate farts on a scale of 1-10; style and volume earns points, sharts are immediate disqualification.
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