i just google imaged poop.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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