Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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