It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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