So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
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