i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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