She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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