Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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