Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Less talking, more tequila
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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