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Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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