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(908): View more from New Jersey

..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..

(1-908): View more from New Jersey

yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...

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(+61): View more from Australia

we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.

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(512): View more from Texas

dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.

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(319): View more from Iowa

I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.

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(716): View more from New York

and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt

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(514): View more from Quebec

She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self

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(240): View more from Maryland

Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.

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(301): View more from Maryland

He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are

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(650): View more from California

i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?

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