its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
