can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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