you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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