Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
