The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
A+ Viking dick
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Randomize
