Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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