You really coming over, don't trick.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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