Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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