You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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