what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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