It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
