it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
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