I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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