i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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