I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Randomize
