R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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