if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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