yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Randomize
