Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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