# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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