we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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