she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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