can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
i've created a new STD.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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