But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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