State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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