summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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