I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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