i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
