so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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