Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize