Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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