Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
you guys were way drunker than both of me
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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