do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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