Midget sex pt 2 tonight
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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