Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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