You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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