Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
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