It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
We are two peas in an std pod
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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